The song you hate

The offending artist

The reasons why


Welcome to the Jukebox From Hell. These songs compile the cheese wheel of bad pop music. These are the songs that provoke thoughts of hatred and violence. And strangely, many of them end up on disturbing compilations, all released by the same company. You will likely find something that will offend you. My best advice is not to eat beforehand.

Updated 10-16-2005.

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  • . Top 50 Worst=My choice for the kings of crap.

    Bad news, we'll feature four audio samples on a rotating basis.
    Air Supply - "All Out Of Love" Paul Anka - "The Teen Commandments"
    J.C. Chasez - "Some Girls (Dance With Women)" Snow - "Informer"

    A*TeensDancing Queen2001Nickelodeon/Roller rink
  • Upside Down2001Incapable of original material
  • AbbaWaterloo1974Don't take a chance on this
    Paula AbdulForever Your Girl1988Junior high valentine
    Promise Of A New Day1990Bubble gum with no flavor
  • Rush Rush1992Mush
    AceHow Long1975Velvet lounge rock
    Bryan AdamsCuts Like A Knife1983Contender for cheesy lyric champion
    Everything I Do, I Do It For You1991Top 50 Worst/Supersize that barf bag
    Rescue MeListen at work!
    Straight From the Heart1983Straight from the boardroom
    The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You1996Slow down, slick
  • (w/ Sting, Rod Stewart)All For One1992And crap for all
  • Oleda AdamsGet There1990Pass the airline barf bag
  • AerosmithBlindman1994Top 50 Worst/Perhaps their worst
    Crazy1994Heard it all before
    Fly Away From HereMichael Bolton rock
  • I Don't Want To Miss A Thing1998Soft-rock assembly line cover tune
  • Just Push Play2001Erase and rewind
  • PinkPass the mic
    Christina AguileraCan't Hold Us DownMore forgettable stuff
  • Come On Over2000Dee Snider's long-lost twin
    Fighter2003Fighting for her right to be a skank
  • I Turn To You2000More of the same
  • (w/ Mya, Pink, Lil' Kim)Lady Marmalade2001All-star corporate remake crap
  • Clay AikenThis Is the Night2003You voted, America. You should be shot.
  • Air SupplyAll Out Of Love1980Improbable, cramp-inducing music
    Even the Nights Are Better1980Slightly less painful - like comparing a broken leg to a root canal.
    Morris AlbertFeelings1975Nothing more than crap
    All 4 OneI Swear1993Top 50 Worst/Pass the barf bag
    AlphavilleForever Young1985New wave whiners
    Paul AnkaHaving My Baby1974I think we can agree on this one
    The Teen CommandmentsMakes a Pat Boone song look normal
    Adam AntGoody Two-Shoes1982Found its way to Dairy Council public service ads
    Strip1982Recent holdup attempt with starter's pistol casts new light on this guy's work
    AquaBarbie Song1999No novelty qualities
    AshantiUnfoolish2002One-trick pony
  • Rock Wit U2003Incapable of original material, and a poor speller
  • Rick AstleyIt Would Take A Strong, Strong Man1988The hero song that just doesn't work
    Never Gonna Give You Up1987The thoughtless song that started it
    She Wants to Dance With Me1988Bobby Sherman swallowing viagra by the handful
    Together Forever1988Top 50 Worst/junior high prom
    Bachman Turner OverdriveTaking Care of Business1974Wedding reception/employee training tape staple
    Backstreet BoysI Want It That Way1999Music without any social edge whatsoever
  • Quit Playing Games With My Heart1998Post-Menudo-New Kids. It's been done
  • Bad CompanyFeel Like Makin' Love1975Classic crap anthem
    Baja MenWho Let the Dogs Out?2000Whoomp! There it is!
    Barney the DinosaurI Love You, You Love Me1992If hell has a soundtrack...
  • Toni BasilMickey1982Headache-inducing
    Bay City RollersSaturday Night1975Spice boys
    BeckLoser1994Freshman dorm after midterms
    Bee GeesStayin' Alive1977Three brothers. Zero testicles.
  • Chuck BerryMy Ding-A-Ling1972Currently under Senate review
    Beyonce w/ Jay ZCrazy In Love2003The mystery is how these people made so much money.
  • Black CrowesHard To Handle1990Hey little thing, Aerosmith wannabes...
  • Blink 182All the Small Things2000Alphanumeric bandwagon/softball rock
    Michael BoltonA Love So BeautifulThird level of hell
    Can I Touch You There?1994Just plain creepy
  • Dock Of the Bay1988Smothered to death
    Everybody's Crazy1986Conquering two genres of cheese
  • Georgia On My MindHe does remakes because he finds his own material revolting
  • How Am I Supposed To Live?1989Top 50 Worst/How much can you handle?
    How Can We Be Lovers?Top 50 Worst/Equally bad
    When A Man Loves A WomanTop 50 Worst/When a man makes lemons out of lemonade
    When I'm Back On My FeetI'll take a barf bag with extra dipping sauce
    Bon JoviBad Medicine1988Loverboy and Mountain Dew
    Bed Of Roses1992Pass the barf bag
    I'll Be There For You1989Junior high serenade
    Debby BooneYou Light Up My Life1977Top 50 Worst/Nepotism at work
    BostonAmanda1986Off-track comeback
    BrandySitting Up In My RoomTeen angst
  • Brandy and MonicaThe Boy Is Mine1998Boy is mine, girl is mine, it's still bad
  • Meredith BrooksBitch1998The certain way to typecast one's self
    The BuoysTimothy1971Best song written about cannibalism
  • BushGlycerine1995Not as cool as the name implies
    Swallowed1996...and back into the barf bag
    CameoWord Up1986No evidence of actual words
    Captain and TenilleLove Will Keep Us Together1975Music without balls
    Muskrat Love1976Top 50 Worst/Beastiality pop
    The CardigansLovefool1996Poor start, but made improvements
    Mariah Carey Bringing On the Heartbreak2003Does Def Leppard know about this?
  • Don't Stop (Funkin' For Jamaica)Does Fleetwood Mac know about this?
  • Emotions1990She could do so much more with her voice
    Fantasy1993How about wearing clothes that fit you?
    HeroThe requisite sappy song
    LoverboyPlease don't mention that band
  • Melt AwayJust add water
  • Never Too FarFrom the "nervous breakdown?"
  • (w/ Whitney Houston)When You BelieveDouble that barf bag
  • Belinda CarlisleHeaven Is A Place On Earth1987Excruciating video
    Bob CarlisleButterfly KissesTop 50 Worst/Once again, it's on hell's radio station
    Clarence CarterPatchesNeeds Fixing
  • Harry ChapinCats In the Cradle1974Spawned endless remakes
  • J.C. ChasezSome Girls (Dance With Women)2004Even the nights are better
  • CherHalf Breed1973Attempt at significance
    If I Could Turn Back Time1989And stop your career?
    ChicagoIf She Would've Been Faithful1987Truly touching. If only we cared.
    Look Away1988Lite rock power track
    Saturday In the Park197220 years behind the times
    You're the Inspiration1984Here comes breakfast and lunch
    Chicago BearsSuper Bowl Shuffle1985More detailed analysis of this train wreck in the video section
  • ChumbawambaTubthumping1997The anarchist band sells out
  • City HighWhat Would You Do?Less than fly
  • Kelly ClarksonA Moment Like This2002Precisely what's wrong with America
  • Miss Independent2003Parrot - sings whatever people tell her to sing.
  • Paula ColeWhere Have All the Cowboys Gone1997Overhyped, whiny fodder
  • I Don't Want To Wait1997The theme to Dawson's Creek
  • Collective SoulPrecious Declaration1996The simplest of simple
    The World I Know1995Shallow introspection
    Phil CollinsA Groovy Kind Of Love1988A worse remake of a bad song
  • Two Hearts1988Soccer mom-valium rock
    You'll Be In My Heart1999Soft rock assembly line
  • Counting CrowsMr. Jones1994Instigates brain damage
  • Cowboy MouthJenny Says1996If you tap your foot, cut it off
    CrackerGet Off This1994Juvenile resistance
    CreedOne1998A band in need of a beatdown
  • With Arms Wide Open2001Michael Bolton rock
    Sheryl CrowAll I Wanna Do1994At least she looks good
    If It Makes You Happy1996See above
    Culture ClubDo You Really Want To Hurt Me1982Where do I start with these guys
  • Karma Chameleon1983Remember when Boy George appeared on "The A-Team"?
    The War Song1984What is it good for?
    Billy Ray CyrusAchy-Breaky Heart1992Top 50 Worst/This should be everyone's misery
    Dashboard ConfessionalScreaming Infidelities2002Whining infidelities
    Taylor DayneI'll Always Love You1988The requisite ballad
  • With Every Beat Of My Heart1990pre-teen slumber party/it all sounds the same
  • Days Of the NewTouch, Peel and Stand1998Spun 30+ times a week for two years
    Def LeppardTwo Steps BehindPass the mic
    Miss You In A HeartbeatMissing out on a lot
    John DenverThank God I'm A Country BoyThankfully found other things in life
  • Destiny's ChildBills, Bills, Bills2002Ain't got no man to pay 'em for us...
  • Bootylicious2002The title says it all
    Independent Woman2001A social stand from girls in hot pants
  • Jumpin' Jumpin'2001Pimpin' Pimpin'
  • Say My Name2001Thinly-disguised message
  • Survivor2001That's the spirit
  • DeviceHanging On A Heart Attack1986Post-Miami Vice
    Celine DionMy Heart Will Go On1998Money-hungry mass-marketing machine
  • You Shook Me All Night Long2002Toothpick Canadian thighs
  • Disco Tex and the Sex-O-LettesGet Dancin'1974You must be this swarthy to enter
    The Dixie ChicksLandslide2002Why do people keep covering this song?
  • Bo Donaldson and the HeywoodsBilly, Don't Be A Hero1974Top 50 Worst/You did us no favors by becoming musicians
    Carl DouglasKung Fu Fighting1974Lost his career as fast as lightning
    Dr. Hook and the Medicine ShowSylvia's Mother1972Kleenex-n-valium
  • Dream StreetIt Happens Every Time2001Not even a boy band. It's a toddler band
  • The EaglesBest Of My Love1974Should not have done ballads
    Desperado1975Steely Dan and John Fogerty chugging nyquil
    Get Over It1994Pass the mic
    Take It To The Limit1975And i-i-i-i-i will always love you
    Sheena EastonMorning Train (9 to 5)1981Assembly line/D-train pop
    EminemStan2000Attempt at significance
  • Gloria EstefanCan't Stay Away From You1987Miami pain machine
  • Reach1996On the advertiser bandwagon
    EuropeCarrie1987A gigantic hunk of cheese
    The Final Countdown1987Worst synth-line in history
    EverclearSanta Monica1995Overhyped, simplistic, they have better stuff
    I Will Buy You A New Life1998Maybe not
    FirehouseLove Of A Lifetime1990Nostril rock/Heave!
    Foo FightersBig Me1996Amusing video, pointless song
    Willa FordI Want To Be Bad2002Formerly known as "who really cares"
  • ForeignerDirty White Boy1979Goes well with Billy Beer
    Hot Blooded1978Top 50 Worst/Worst lyrics ever?
    I Want To Know What Love Is1984Stomach-churning song, and the video is worse
    Say You Will1987Pass the mic
    Nelly FurtadoI Am Like A Bird2001Post-Lilith Fair
  • Leif GarrettI Was Made For Dancing1978Example of how capitalism fails
    Surfin' USA1977Who told this guy he could sing?
    David GeddesRun, Joey, Run1975Top 50 Worst/There's no justice like shotgun justice
    Debbie GibsonLost In Your Eyes1989Top 50 Worst/Supersize that barf bag
    Shake Your Love1987I'm probably reading into this a little too much
    Billy GilliamOne VoiceOne irritating voice
  • Gin BlossomsFollow You Down1994Nice guy rock
    Until I Fall Away1994Quite cheesy
    Until I Hear It From You1994Assembly line rock
    GinuwineDifferences2001Straight through the nostril
  • Glass TigerDon't Forget Me When I'm Gone1986Already did
    Someday1986The cheesewheel follow-up
    Bobby GoldsboroWatching Scotty Grow1970Top 50 Worst/Extremely uncomfortable, borderline pedophilia
    Goo Goo DollsIris1998Worn out after the millionth spin
  • Good CharlotteLifestyles of the Rich and Famous2003Part of a new generation of "whiner rock"
  • Steve GreenMeasure Of A ManBobby Sherman picks a fight
  • Green DayBasketcase1993Song of choice for "alternative" pre-teens
    I Fought the Law2004A song already remade by half of planet Earth
  • When I Come Around1994When I learn another chord
    Henry GrossShannon1976Some guys sing about women. Henry sang about his dog.
    Guns N RosesSweet Child O' Mine1988Uh oh, Axl's handing out backstage passes
  • Sammy HagarMarching To Mars1997Pass the mic
    Mas TequilaPass the keg
    Hall And OatesI Can't Go For That1981What Hall said to Oates
    One On One1983Another suspicious song
    Say It Isn't So1983What Oates said to Hall
    HammerPumps And A Bump1994This was a joke, right?
  • HansonMMMBop1997Top 50 Worst/Remember when everyone liked Kris Kross?
    This Time AroundOnce is enough. Pass the mic.
  • Richard HarrisMacArthur ParkMocked by single-cell life on other planets
  • Corey HartNever Surrender1985Top 50 Worst/Monster ballads to the mainstream
    Head EastNever Been Any Reason1975Severely overplayed
    Herman and the HermitsMrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely DaughterHands off, hornytoad!
  • Lauryn HillYou're Just Too Good To Be True2002Flavor of the month trying to regain her crown
  • Rupert HolmesEscape (The Pina Colada Song)1979No escaping the bad stuff he's done
  • Hootie and the BlowfishHold My Hand1994I'd rather drink anti-freeze
    Let Her Cry1994And this is the best of the bunch
    Only Wanna Be With You1995Pre-Matchbox 20
    Whitney HoustonHow Will I Know?1985Junior high daydreamer
    I Wanna Dance With Somebody1987I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!
    I Will Always Love You1992Top 50 Worst/Toss the stereo out the window
    Why Does It Hurt So Bad?Excruciating headaches hurt indeed
  • William HungShe Bangs2004No matter how much talent is lacking, America will prop you up.
  • We Are the Champions2004Dead dogs howl from beyond the grave
  • J. Geils BandCenterfold1981One of the worst rock-pop crossovers...ever
    Freeze Frame1982Essentially the same thing
    Ja Rule w/ J. LoI'm RealJa? Real? Not really.
  • Terry JacksSeasons In the Sun1974School of Pollyanna
    Janet JacksonAgain1993Assembly line romance
    Escapade1990No content whatsoever
    Pleasure Principle1987Freud would hate it
    Michael JacksonBlack Or White1992Well, we never figured it out
    The Girl Is Mine1982Beginning of the uncomfortable McCartney duets
    The Man In the Mirror1988A real crotch-grabber
    You Rock My World2001We're well aware of what rocks your world
    Michael and Janet JacksonScream1995Careers on the decline
  • Jagged EdgeLet's Get MarriedOh my, the alternative could be damning
  • Mick Jagger and David BowieDancing in the Street1985Extremely uncomfortable
  • Rick JamesFire and Desire1981Cold as ice
  • Jay-ZBig Pimpin'2001Thugs 'n' hugs
  • (w/ Beyonce)Bonnie and Clyde2003Hopefully he encounters a similar end
  • JewelFoolish Games1996Foolish of her to use her voice this way
  • Standing Still2002Still doesn't get it
  • Billy JoelBig Shot1979Thinks he's God's gift to New York
    It's Still Rock and Roll To Me1980Epitome of grand conspiracy to keep other music out
    Uptown Girl1983Mockery doesn't work unless you have credibility
    We Didn't Start the Fire1989Ripped off a famous R.E.M. song
    Elton JohnCrocodile Rock1972Unbelievably corny
    Daniel1973The truth comes out
    Don JohnsonHeartbeat1986Trying to capitalize on Miami Vice popularity
    JourneyAny Way You Want It1978No thoughtful person could write lyrics like this
    Be Good To Yourself1986The Journey suicide prevention line is now open
    Don't Stop Believing1981Top 50 Worst/And be good to yourself
    Faithfully1983Got to dig those happy endings
    Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'1979Stuck for words
    Open Arms1982Top 50 Worst/Heave mightily
    Toby KeithI Wanna Talk About MeCombining the worst of two musical styles
  • What Happens In Mexico...2005Don't ever return, please
  • R. KellyI Believe I Can Fly1995Peter Pan/freshman dormitory
    Sex Me1994Oh, the significance this song has now
    Kenny GSongbird1987One of many pure moods I can't stand
    Alicia KeysA Woman's Worth2002Pretentious and arrogant
  • KhiaMy Neck, My BackMy ears. They burn.
  • Kid RockCowboy2000It's all pops and buzzers from here
    I Am the Bull God1999This guy needs a serious beating
    KissBeth1976Attmept at soft rock significance
    I Was Made For Loving You1979Classic cheese combo of rock and disco
  • Lick it Up1983Verrrrrry subtle
  • Lenny KravitzAgain2001Moving toward the soft rock assembly line
  • American Woman2001Guess who? Nepotism at work.
  • Kris KrossWarm it Up1991Top 50 Worst/We need beer money
    KyperTic Tac Toe1990One-track songwriting
    What Gets Your Body Hyped1989First ever advertisement for "X"
    L.L. Cool JI Need Love1987The answer to monster ballads: hip-hop ballads
    La TourPeople Are Still Having Sex1991No way, really?
    Patti LabelleThere's A Winner In YouInsipid inspiration
  • Nick LacheyShut Up2003Don't speak, unless spoken to
  • Rachel LampaI Am BlessedOriginal songwriting
  • LatoyaI DoLatoya? The Latoya? Multiply that zero by a million.
  • Avril LavigneComplicated2002Flavor of the month
  • Sk8er Boi2002Poseur girl
  • LenSteal My Sunshine1999A bit too cheery for me
  • Huey Lewis and the NewsHip To Be Square1986He would know
    Some Kind Of Wonderful1993Some kind of originality
    Stuck With You1986Top 50 Worst/Totally thought-provoking
    Workin' For A Livin'1982Singing other people's songs is tough
    Lipps, Inc.Funky Town1980Computers just couldn't funk back then
    LimpbizkitBreak Stuff2000The future of American youth
    LiveTurn My Head1997Turn it away from the mic
    Los Del RioMacarena1996Top 50 Worst/About as classy as the chicken dance
    LoverboyGangs In the Street1982A serious message from a guy in tight red leather pants
    Working For the Weekend1982Played collectively nationwide at 5:00 every Friday
    Lynyrd SkynyrdDon't Ask Me No QuestionsFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
  • Freebird1974Guitar solo good. Singing bad.
  • Sweet Home Alabama1974Severely overplayed, and they trash Neil Young
  • That Smell1977Less than subtle
    Tuesday's GoneFreebird: the sequel
  • Kevin LyttleTurn Me On2004Whoa, check yourself, big shot
  • Sara MacLachlanAngel1998Celine-esque
    MadonnaAmerican Pie2001Bad the first time around
  • Dear JesseJust plain confusing
    Lucky Star1984Pre-teen crush
    True Blue1986Top 50 Worst/Simple-minded pre-teen valentine
    What It Feels Like To Be A GirlHelen Reddy syndrome
    Who's That Girl1987Horrible song, horrible movie
    Manfred MannBlinded By The Light1976Something about a deusche in the night, what?
    Barry ManilowMandy1974Top 50 Worst/He writes that songs that make one cringe
    Marcy PlaygroundSex and Candy1998I smell a copycat band
    MartikaToy Soldiers1989Apt title for this song's hollow nature
  • Matchbox 20Push1998Top 50 Worst/You could break their balls with a cotton swab
    3 A.M.1998Post-Hootie
    M.C. HammerHave You Seen Her?1990Should've left it alone
    C.W. McCallConvoy1975Bob Seger meets Weird Al and Pat Boone
    Paul McCartney and Michael JacksonSay Say Say1983A marriage of money-generating heavyweights
  • Paul McCartney and Stevie WonderEbony and Ivory1982Dollars and cents, like keys on the piano
  • Joey McIntyreStay the SameWasn't he part of NKOTB? Two wrongs don't make a right.
  • John Cougar MellencampCherry Bomb1987NASCAR-Skoal rock
    Dance NakedHot dayum, dere's gonna be a peep show
    Just Another DayJust another effortless song
    Key West IntermezzoShould've passed the mic long before this
    Pink Houses1983Lowest common denominator
    R.O.C.K. In the U.S.A.1986Further proof of American acts getting a freebie on promotion and airplay
    Small Town1985Should've been locked away in that small town
    Natalie MerchantKind and Generous1996Not as good without the 10,000 Maniacs
  • Ethel MermanShowbusiness (disco re-recording)1979Yes, they propped her up to re-record this in disco format
    MetallicaHero Of the Day1996Borderline spaghetti western
    I Disappear2000Should've done that a long time ago
  • St. Anger2003You're not fooling anyone
  • Turn the Page1999Sominex remake rock
  • George MichaelFaith1988Journey concept and George's sexual addiction
    Fast Love1995Pass the mic
    (w/ Aretha Franklin)I Knew You Were Waiting (For Me)1987Pass the barf bag
    Outside1998We know what you do outside
  • Bette MidlerWind Beneath My Wings1989Gigantic barf bag
    Kylie MinogueCan't Get You Out Of My Head2001At least she looks good
  • I Should Be So Lucky1988Poisoned bubble gum
    Steve Miller BandSpace Cowboy1974Top 50 Worst/Out the hatch you go
    Milli VanilliBlame It On the Rain1989Proved the lunacy of the Grammy awards
    Girl You Know It's True1989The song that outed them as frauds
    Mr. MisterKyrie1985Bad sci-fi rock
    Mandy Moore Only Hope2002Pass the barf bag
  • Stupid CupidQuit your day job, please
  • Alanis MorrisetteHand In My Pocket1995Worse than squealing brakes
    Ironic1996Top 50 Worst/Fodder for all ages
    Thank You1999Okay song, excruciating video
  • What I Really Want1996I think we know the obvious answer
    You Learn1996Once again, how can anyone like this?
    Motley CrueAfraid1999Pass the mic
    N'SyncGirlfriendSynchronized assembly line
  • PopHangin' tough
  • Tearing Up My HeartCreated by the same pedophile who created the Backstreet Boys
    NellyEI2001Simpleton song writing
  • NelsonAfter the Rain1990Two Nelsons equals twice the cheese
    Robbie NevilBird On A WireFrom the man who brought you "C'est La Vie"
  • New Kids On the BlockHangin' Tough1989Top 50 Worst/Someone needs a beating
    You Got It (The Right Stuff)1988The most humiliating dance moves ever
    Juice NewtonQueen Of Hearts1981Unfortunately, not a bluff
    Olivia Newton-JohnI Honestly Love You1974Top 50 Worst/Supersize that barf bag
    No DoubtHey Baby2002Bandwagon hip-hop
  • It's My Life2003Horrid remake of the Talk Talk song
    Just A Girl1996Poor Barbie
    Spiderwebs1996Roller rink pop
    Bebo NormanI AmMusic of no lasting enrichment
  • Gilbert O'SullivanAlone Again (Naturally)1972The truth comes out
    OasisDon't Look Back In Anger1997Even the Beatles would be repulsed
    Live Forever1994Don't we all?
    Billy OceanGet Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car1988Worst pick-up line in memory
    Sad Songs1986There'll be sad songs to make you barf
    Suddenly1985And again, heave!
    When The Going Gets Tough1985Don't stop...believin'
    Ohio ExpressYummy Yummy Yummy1969Supposedly about oral sex
    112Peaches and Cream2001Simpleton songwriting
  • OrgyBlue Monday1999Why mess with a good thing?
  • Tony Orlando and DawnKnock Three Times1970Top 50 Worst/Twice on the pipe if this song makes you gag
    Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Old Oak tree1973Top 50 Worst/Ragtime meets Bobby Sherman backed by kids from a montessori school
    Kelly OsbourneShut Up2003Short, fat leech. The title is appropriate.
  • Donny OsmondMary Did You KnowYou mean Marie? We all know.
  • Paper LaceThe Night Chicago Died1974Chicago strongly objects
  • Patti Page(How Much Is That) Doggy In the WindowThe one singing the brain dead song
    Pearl JamHail Hail1996Time to re-think your strategy
    Last Kiss2000Sedated remake of semi-disturbing song
  • Yellow Ledbetter1993A real bedwetter
    Michael PetersonDrink, Swear, Steal and LieAll in a day's work
  • Tom Petty and the HeartbreakersYou Don't Know How It Feels1995Bass-Pro soft rock
    PhishFree1996Even die-hard Phish fans hate it
    PinkDon't Let Me Get Me2002One of the weakest voices in years
  • Pink FloydTake It Back1994Pass the mic
    PoisonEvery Rose Has Its Thorn1988Attempt at significance
  • Talk Dirty To Me1987Lifted from cheap porn
    Presidents Of the USAPeaches1996Tasty fruit, rotten song
    PrinceKiss1986Also a fruit
    Seven1992Where the hell did this come from?
    Gary PuckettYoung GirlShe was asking for it?
  • Puff DaddyI'll Be Missing YouMass-marketing sampling psuedo-cover fraud
    ? and the Mysterians96 TearsSuggested as: Idiotic oldies radio staple
  • Rah BandClouds Across the Moon1985Galactic cheese
    Bonnie RaittSomething To Talk About1991Borderline corporate country
    Rascal FlatsWhen She Loved MeJive country
  • Ready For The WorldOh Sheila1985Not ready for prime time
    Red Hot Chili PeppersAeroplane1995Indication of things to come
    Love Rollercoaster1996Originally a disco song, and disco would hate it.
    Party On Your Pussy1988Makes pornography look tame
    Suck My Kiss1991Top 50 Worst/Less than subtle
    Helen ReddyI Am Woman1972Top 50 Worst/Trying to capitalize on social issues
    R.E.M.Daysleeper1998Pass the mic
  • Shiny Happy People1991Low point in a great career
    REO SpeedwagonCan't Fight This Feeling1985Roller rink/infomercial rock
    Rhythm SyndicateP-a-s-s-i-o-n1991Epitome of clueless songwriting
    Minnie RippertonLoving You1975Top 50 Worst/Supersize that barf bag/pass the ear plugs
    The Rolling StonesBeast Of Burden1978Pass the mic
    Start Me Up1981Top 50 Worst/Heard at NFL kickoffs everywhere
    Teddy RuxpinCome Dream With Me Tonight1985Shouldn't a horror movie exist based on this bear?
  • SadeSmooth Operator1985Bastardized by the "smooth jazz" format
  • Deion SandersMust Be the Money1995I thought the same thing
  • Jill ScottA Long WalkJust one thing - what's with her hair?
  • Seals and CroftsSummer Breeze1972Seasons in the sun: The prequel
    Bob SegerAgainst The Wind1980Lowest common denominator
    Hands In The Air1995Revolution!
    Hollywood Nights1978Forever living on the road
    Kathmandu1975Can he even locate Nepal?
    Like A Rock1986Top 50 Worst/Please Chevy, stop...
    Night Moves1976Attempt at significance
    Old Time Rock And Roll1979Top 50 Worst/Huey Lewis would hate it
    Sgt. Barry SadlerThe Ballad of the Green Berets1968Top 50 Worst/9,000 years behind the times
    William ShatnerLucy In The Sky With DiamondsWho let him sing?
    SilverchairTomorrow1995Acne rock
    Jessica SimpsonA Little Bit Goes A Long WayShe's living proof
  • Take My Breath Away2004From Top Gun to remedial education
  • The Sweetest SinUnbelievably dumb
  • Smashing Pumpkins19791996Pre-teen remember-when song
    Thirty-three1996Not good with numbers, I guess
    Will Smith Just the Two of Us1997Pampers pop
  • Men In Black1997Style over substance
    Miami2000Top 50 Worst/An icky, icky substance
    SnowInformer1993Sleeps on Vanilla Ice's couch
    Britney SpearsI Love Rock And Roll2000A remake of a remake - multiple wrongs here
  • Oops! I Did It Again2000At least she looks good
  • Spice GirlsNakedPre-Destiny's Child?
  • 2 Become 11997The requisite ballad
    Wannabe1997Puppets. No credibility whatsoever
    Rick SpringfieldJesse's Girl1981Soap opera schlock
    Bruce SpringsteenHuman Touch1992"Boss" Mellencamp
    Streets Of Philadelphia1993Sominex/mumbling unintelligible rock
    Stacy QTwo Of Hearts1986Roller rink rock
    Frank StalloneFar From Over1983Nepotism at work
    Starland Vocal BandAfternoon Delight1976Probably rented from Captain and Tenille
    StarshipNothing's Gonna Stop Us Now1987How far they fell
    We Built This City1985Top 50 Worst/Super-cheesy. This song is poison.
    Rod StewartDo Ya Think I'm Sexy1978I'm not sure how anyone does
    Have I Told You Lately1993Insipid to the core
  • Infatuation1984Stalker rock
    Love Touch1986Soft rock assembly line
    Maggie Mae1971Overplayed
    Rhythm Of My Heart1991Top 50 Worst/Supersize that barf bag
    Tonight's The Night1976Born under a bad sign
    Stone Temple PilotsInterstate Love Song1994Overplayed, borderline country
    Ruben StuddardSorry2004America deserves an apology
  • StyxBabe1979Top 50 Worst/Dennis DeYoung: worst influence in rock
    Lady1974This from a band on everyone's "AOR" playlist
    Lorelei1976I can fly!
    Mr. Roboto1983What the hell? Japanese forklift operator?
    The Best Of Times1981The worst of rock and Broadway
    Sweet SensationIf Wishes Came TrueGot no soul
  • SWVI Get Weak1993Post-TLC
  • R. Dean TaylorIndiana Wants MeWorst song to feature a bullhorn
  • Third DayGod Of WonderIt's always the same topic
  • Love Song For A SaviorIsn't that forbidden?
  • .38 SpecialRockin' Into The Night1980Tipper Gore's road trip
  • Thompson TwinsTokyo1986Inaccurate and pointless
    TiffanyCould've Been1988Never should've
  • I Saw Him Standing There1987Remaking Beatles songs rarely works
    I Think We're Alone Now1987Tommy James would cringe
    Justin TimberlakeRock Your Body2003What Justin says to the rest of N'Sync?
  • Timex Social ClubRumours1986I think I'll write my Congressman...
    TLCDear LieAttempt at significance
  • No ScrubsTranslated: we need a man to bail us out of debt
  • Toad The Wet SprocketWalk On The Ocean1992No effort whatsoever
    Trick DaddyTake It To The House2001Touchdown?
  • Shania TwainYou're Still The One I Want1998Nashville hates her
  • 2 Live CrewMe So Horny1989Misogyny Hall of Fame
    Pop That Coochie1990Lesson in subtlety
    U2Discotecque1996Stop experimenting, it's not working
    Numb1993Attempt at rap?
    Staring At The Sun1996Didn't someone tell you not to?
    Uncle CrackerFollow Me2001Everyone's creepy uncle
  • USA For AfricaWe Are the World1985I'm sure everyone involved genuinely cared
  • UsherYou Got It BadWorn out after the first spin
  • You Remind MeCritics' darling
  • Van HalenCan't Stop Loving You1995Top 50 Worst/Almost ready for minivan moms
    Dance The Night Away1982Horrible, horrible stuff
    Dreams1986Don't stop...believin'
    Me Wise Magic1996Pointless and pathetic
    Not Enough1995Top 50 Worst/Michael Bolton-esque
    When It's Love1988Whitney Houston with guitars
    Without YouGary is worse than Sammy
    VandenbergBurning Heart1983The bad trend in monster ballads
    Luther VandrossDance With My Father2003Sympathy for near-fatal stroke propelled this to popularity.
  • (w/ Janet Jackson)The Best Things In Life Are Free1991Such as the Sizzler buffet
  • Vanilla IceI Love You1991Real creative
    Ice Ice Baby1991Top 50 Worst/Incapable of original material
    (w/ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)Turtle Rap1991The turtles had more credibility than Mr. Van Winkle
  • Suzanne VegaTom's Diner1990Top 50 Worst/And we care, because?
    Jackie VelasquezAdoreThe titles change, the songs remain the same
  • Billy Vera and the BeatersAt This Moment1986Top of the cheese wheel
    The Village PeopleIn The Navy1978Don't ask, don't tell
    Macho Man1978Something we don't aspire to
    Y.M.C.A.1978Top 50 Worst/Bad staple of every public gathering
    VixenOn the Edge Of A Broken Heart1988Junior high girls gone wild
  • John WaiteMissing You1984Corporate love song/sneer 'n' head bop
    The Wallflowers6th Avenue Heartache1996Hootie with sominex
    Three Marlenas1997Painful to listen to
    WarrantCherry Pie1991One-track songwriting
    Heaven1991The institutional ballad
  • We Will Rock You1991The institutional remake
  • Wham!Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go1984Top 50 Worst/The video from hell
    Matthew WilderBreak My Stride1983Very uncomfortable association with adult diaper commercials
    Deniece WilliamsLet's Hear It For The Boy1984Bubble gum with no flavor
  • Too Much, Too Little, Too LateWay out of touch
  • Gretchen WilsonRedneck Woman2004Qualifications doubted
  • Wilson Phillips Go Your Own Way2004Desperate remake, desperate return
  • Hold On1991Infomercial rock
    Release Me1991From Carney's kung-fu grip
  • LeAnn WomackI Hope You DanceHere's hoping she chokes
  • Zager and EvansIn The Year 2525Buck Rogers rock
    Warren ZevonWerewolves Of London1978Classic crap

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